Nefertieh ([info]nefertieh) wrote,
@ 2008-10-02 01:51:00
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The Internet and You
What you need to know before ever saying anything:

1 -Never publicly display your gender. Because you're a woman, and women are poo.

2 -Never display your age! Just because you're younger means that your argument, to matter how logical, is always "immature." The younger you are, the wrong-er you are.

3 -Never talk to someone with big words. The immediately assume you're "pretentious." The irony is that, in the real world, you only use big words when you're trying to be formal and polite.

4 -Never try to fight for your beliefs (ie human rights, feminism, so forth). Unless you're the majority, ofcourse. Nobody likes the odd one out, everything you say is obviously rubbish.

5 -Never try to help anyone. Trying to help someone may imply that they are wrong, and other people can never be accused of being implied to be wrong. Even if you never meant that they were wrong. Because you are obviously wrong.

6 -Never try to defend yourself. You'll be automatically assumed as arrogant, and the listener would run of, the hands over their ears. It's ironic, but nobody cares. You must also have a servile attitude, victimise yourself like a damsel-in-distress, because otherwise people have every right to harass you.

7 -Lastly, if you ever do feel like your freedom of expression has been breached, please read points 1-6 over again.




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[info]stillarium
2009-10-31 12:36 am UTC (link)
Heya,
did you delete your comment on the KH358/2 Days discussion yourself? Anyway, I got an e-mail notification, so I thought I might as well answer after I've read it! XD

The thought of the translator being tired and not-so-literally-inserting "well, I'm sick of it" is kinda... funny and fail! at the same time. And the thought of seeing Xion as a boy is... veeery interesting! *o* But that would like... be so uber-gay I can see why they didn't do it *rofl*

PS: I intended to send it to you as a PM, but somehow you've got the option disabled, so... I hope you don't mind me barging in ony ou like this *_*

Also, those seven points are so right, unfortunately X_x

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[info]nefertieh
2009-10-31 08:46 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I deleted it, because I thought the person above me had posted a very insightful interpretation to the translation, whereas my crack'd comment looked out of place. >_>

As for Xion... xD; I just go sick of people calling her a Sue because, well, she's female. So the easiest way to debunk that would be saying she was, debateably, not female.

But it doesn't matter in the end, because there's so much yaoi in the fandom anyway. ^^;

I don't mind people pming me, I need to figure out how to enable it, that's all...

And this journal entry was from a while back, where a group of people decided to harass me people they didn't agree with my opinion on something insigificant. I think I lost my faith in humanity that day. D:

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