| Nefertieh ( @ 2008-10-02 01:51:00 |
The Internet and You
What you need to know before ever saying anything:
1 -Never publicly display your gender. Because you're a woman, and women are poo.
2 -Never display your age! Just because you're younger means that your argument, to matter how logical, is always "immature." The younger you are, the wrong-er you are.
3 -Never talk to someone with big words. The immediately assume you're "pretentious." The irony is that, in the real world, you only use big words when you're trying to be formal and polite.
4 -Never try to fight for your beliefs (ie human rights, feminism, so forth). Unless you're the majority, ofcourse. Nobody likes the odd one out, everything you say is obviously rubbish.
5 -Never try to help anyone. Trying to help someone may imply that they are wrong, and other people can never be accused of being implied to be wrong. Even if you never meant that they were wrong. Because you are obviously wrong.
6 -Never try to defend yourself. You'll be automatically assumed as arrogant, and the listener would run of, the hands over their ears. It's ironic, but nobody cares. You must also have a servile attitude, victimise yourself like a damsel-in-distress, because otherwise people have every right to harass you.
7 -Lastly, if you ever do feel like your freedom of expression has been breached, please read points 1-6 over again.
What you need to know before ever saying anything:
1 -Never publicly display your gender. Because you're a woman, and women are poo.
2 -Never display your age! Just because you're younger means that your argument, to matter how logical, is always "immature." The younger you are, the wrong-er you are.
3 -Never talk to someone with big words. The immediately assume you're "pretentious." The irony is that, in the real world, you only use big words when you're trying to be formal and polite.
4 -Never try to fight for your beliefs (ie human rights, feminism, so forth). Unless you're the majority, ofcourse. Nobody likes the odd one out, everything you say is obviously rubbish.
5 -Never try to help anyone. Trying to help someone may imply that they are wrong, and other people can never be accused of being implied to be wrong. Even if you never meant that they were wrong. Because you are obviously wrong.
6 -Never try to defend yourself. You'll be automatically assumed as arrogant, and the listener would run of, the hands over their ears. It's ironic, but nobody cares. You must also have a servile attitude, victimise yourself like a damsel-in-distress, because otherwise people have every right to harass you.
7 -Lastly, if you ever do feel like your freedom of expression has been breached, please read points 1-6 over again.